This is a FAQ, such as it is. I get asked a lot of these questions often, and some of them I never get asked at all but are in here because I'd like you to know them. So I guess they're sort of masquerading as frequently asked questions, but it's okay, because we still respect them and their accomplishments or some shit. Anyway, here you go.
What's going to happen when you reach 665?
I honestly don't know. I've thought about it a little, and since this seems to have taken off like it has, I'd like to continue doing this site in some form or another. I can tell you that the list as it is right now will stop. Beyond that, I don't know.
What about using your work elsewhere? Can I?
This is a dicey question. For the most part, I don't care if you want to use something I've done as long as you slide me some credit (and a link would be nice). Online, anyway - if you want to use my stuff in print, the same thing applies. Even so, I'm not really uptight about any of this as long as you don't take credit for any of the original work I've put up here - and even in a case like that, all you'll get from me is a pissy email. I like seeing that people think enough of my work to show it to others, so it'd be cool if you let me know you were doing it, but I'm certainly not going to act like you have to ask first. On the other hand, it's definitely a problem if someone not only takes credit for my work but also is making money off it. If anyone's getting paid because of this site or the works on it, it's going to be me - and I'm not. If you'd like to use something I've done, for profit,
email me and we'll talk.
What's the deal with copyright?
Original works on the site, such as essays and cartoons and so on, are copyright 2001 Jeffrey S. Power (sounds fruity, I know). This is sort of a common sense thing, really - you should be able to tell what I did and did not come up with. The personals, the found photos, the fat goths, the Jings comics, and so on - all of those are owned by someone else, and I generally try to give credit where applicable. If you see something that belongs to you, let me know. The one time this has happened, they were quite cordial if not downright pleasant.
Will you do work for me?
If I get paid, sure. I do some web design - this page is not any kind of example of what I can do - but nothing incredibly spectacular. I also, as you might notice, draw and write. I've been published in the past (and no, not just on the Internet) as both a writer and cartoonist. If you'd like me to create something for you,
I'd love to hear about it.
Where do you get your ideas?
As narcissistic as it might seem to put this question on a FAQ about me, this is one of those things I actually do get asked with some degree of regularity. So here's the answer: I don't know. Wherever anyone gets ideas for anything, I guess. I got the idea for Safety Tips from Anubis while staring at a table in a diner. Seems sort of random to me, the way it tends to happen.
The "little man on the boat" refers to the clitoris.
Not a question, I know, but I get this a lot too (For those of you who are confused - this refers to
this entry). I figured this out almost immediately after I put the entry up, and I'd had my suspicions in the first place as to what it meant. Even so, I just thought it was funnier left that way, so I did.
I have a cool site/flash movie/mp3/whatever, will you make an entry of it?
The short answer is: Probably not. The long answer, if you care, is this: I get sent a lot of things, and I appreciate all of it. But if it's your site or creation or whatever - I tend to only link to things that either strike me as somehow odd, or that I find on my own. It's a principle thing, I guess. Which also applies to things you didn't come up with - I will check it out, and probably enjoy it, but chances are it won't fit the site. Also bear this in mind - if I made an entry of every "all your base" type thing that came along, this site would rapidly begin to suck. I sort of pride myself on occasionally tossing the reader something they might not have seen before. For example, before my entry on Boong Ga Boong Ga (the ass fingering game), there were roughly ten matches on Google for the game. As I write this, there are about a hundred fifty seven. I'm sort of proud of that (even though a whole lot of people copied my text on it verbatim and made no mention of me). Such is life.