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1. Part One
2. Transsexual Personals, Part One.
3. Transsexual Personals, Part Two.
4. Transsexual Personals, Part Three.
5. Transsexual Personals, Part Four.
6. Transsexual Personals, Part Five.
7. Transsexual Personals, Part Six.
8. Transsexual Personals, Part Seven.
9. Outrageous Liar
10. Stupid Comic, Bad Joke
11. Fucked-Up Shit My Bosses Said: A Work in Progress, Unfinished
12. Ted
13. Sick
14. Feeling Eminently Okay
15. More Fun with Personal Ads
16. Beautiful, yet Horrifying
17. Personal Ads: I am Starting to Worry
18. Questionable Taste: A Letter from my Son
19. Ghostwritten Love Letter
20. An Amusing Link
21. I Have no Idea what the Hell I was Thinking
22. Unfinished Scene from a Movie
23. Untitled
24. Fan Art
25. They Come By Every Day...
26. Fan Art Explosion
27. A Number of People Wearing Clown Paint
28. My Girlfriend's Legs
29. Personal Ads: I Don't Fucking Believe This
30. CHEFBEN363
31. Workplace/Girlfriend's Garter Belt
32. Not Me
33. Jings!
34. Music Plug: Amariz/Jasmine Reign
35. New York
36. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
37. True-Life Tales of the Stupid
38. The Shockmaster
39. Virginity
40. Am I Hot or Not?
41. Really Tasteless
42. That Guy
43. K. Thor Jensen
44. Stupid MS Paint Cartoon
45. True-Life Tales of the Stupid: Postscript
46. Jings! part 2
47. Your Chest Doesn't Belong on Your Stomach
48. Cosplay?
49. Chat Prank
50. Bad Joke: Minimalist Suicide Note
51. Fat Goths are Always Funny Week, Day One
52. Fat Goths are Always Funny Week, Day Two
53. Fat Goths are Always Funny Week, Day Three
54. Fat Goths are Always funny Week, Day Four
55. Fat Goths are Always Funny Week, Day Five
56. Best Phone Call Ever
57. Help Ma Bob! (the sequel to Jings!)
58. More Personal Ad Craziness
59. Desk
60. Brief Love Letter
61. One Night
62. Public Service: Part One of a Series
63. Public Service: Part Two of a Series
64. Public Service: Part Three of a Series
65. Public Service: Part Four of a Series
66. Public Service: Part Five of a Series (and the last)
67. Fan Art, Sort Of
68. Tender Greeting
69. Return of the Redhead
70. Abridged Abridged Book
71. I Like Monkeys
72. Poetry Time
73. Girl on the Subway
74. A Deep, Personal Speech
75. 10 Things Why the Dogs are Better than...
76. Things I Draw When I Get Bored
77. I am Terrified of Slim Whitman
78. Pet Shop
79. FREAKY GOTH EXTREME CLOSE UP
80. Why is This Funny?
81. A Small Problem
82. I Made A Picture!
83. AIEEE
84. I DO NOT FEEL GOOD
85. This Entry was Guest-Written By My Dog
86. Fat Goths: They're Still Funny
87. Confusing Spam I Have Sent: Part 1 of a Series
88. Confusing Spam I Have Sent: Part 2 of a Series
89. Confusing Spam I Have Sent: Part 3 of a Series
90. Confusing Spam I Have Sent: Part 4 of a Series (and the last)
91. Another Chat Prank
92. MS Paint Art: Bangladeshi Crab
93. Hope We Can Build a Total Relationship
94. Scaring My Art Professor, Part 1 of 2
95. Scaring My Art Professor, Part 2 of 2
96. Webpage Design as Abstract Art
97. A Fun Puzzle For You!
98. Vacation Memoirs
99. Responses to Confusing Spam I have Sent
100. On Reaching 100
101. Terrible Babysitter
102. Double Shot of Awful Poetry
103. The Author in a Kilt
104. Chat Prank, Kind Of
105. ROBOT SMITH!
106. Bad Mood
107. I Remember Her Being Skinnier
108. Two Pints, Please
109. Safety Tips From Anubis
110. Chat: Feedback from a Fan!
111. Quest
112. Frightening Personal Ads, part 1 of 5
113. Frightening Personal Ads, part 2 of 5
114. Frightening Personal Ads, part 3 of 5
115. Frightening Personal Ads, part 4 of 5
116. Frightening Personal Ads, part 5 of 5
117. Frightening Personal Ads: Special Bonus Ad
118. Yes, But Is It Art?
119. Link for You
120. Worst. Artist. EVER.
121. Soothing Page
122. Putting Myself in Video Games: Final Fantasy III
123. Random Sketchbook Selection
124. Random Sketchbook Selection 2
125. Rising and Sinking
126. Bad Ideas (tested by me)
127. Drunken Sketchbook Writing
128. HELLO BEEP BEEP
129. Do-It-Yourself 665 Update
130. Things that Came to Mind
131. High Art
132. Stripes
133. Fiction: Sympathy for the Janitor
134. I'm Afraid of my Office
135. A Funny Joke You Can Play!
136. Sorry, Wrong Number
137. An Old Page of Mine
138. My Favorite Joke
139. Enough Already
140. Panic Attacks
141. Music Plug: Freezepop
142. Old School: The Quiz Page
143. No-Frills Cereal Guy
144. The Adventures of Tha Undead Homie
145. The Insult that Made a Killer Robot out of Mike
146. Contest Time: SEXSEX BIG BATTEL!
147. Things to Do Today
148. 100 Things I Hate, #1-20
149. 100 Things I Hate, #21-40
150. 100 Things I Hate, #41-60
151. 100 Things I Hate, #61-80
152. 100 Things I Hate, #81-100
153. Another Joke I Like (Illustrated, poorly)
154. Reprint: Orangeade
155. Bonus Fat Goth!
156. Boston, Various Tales
157. 665 Presents: E-Commerce
158. Personals Ads: Skinny Goths Are Funny Too
159. Some More Old-School Stuff
160. Daily Affirmation
161. Public Service 2: Part 1 of 6
162. Public Service 2: Part 2 of 6
163. Public Service 2: Part 3 of 6
164. Public Service 2: Part 4 of 6
165. Public Service 2: Part 5 of 6
166. Public Service 2: Part 6 of 6
167. Fan Art: The Sims
168. Chat: We Will Meet In The Sex
169. Terminally Depressed Magic 8-Ball
170. Standing in the Window
171. Yet Another Poorly Illustrated Bad Joke
172. 3 Personal Ads I found Funny: 1 of 3
173. 3 Personal Ads I found Funny: 2 of 3
174. 3 Personal Ads I found Funny: 3 of 3
175. Having an Average Weekend
176. Moving Day
177. I Get Irritated
178. They're Doing It Again
179. Dark Basement
180. Lately I've Been Seeing Things
181. A Fun Link: Holy Shit
182. Unintelligible Mail Order Brides: 1 of 5
183. Unintelligible Mail Order Brides: 2 of 5
184. Unintelligible Mail Order Brides: 3 of 5
185. Unintelligible Mail Order Brides: 4 of 5
186. Unintelligible Mail Order Brides: 5 of 5
187. Educational Things
188. Another Public Service Announcement
189. Funnier than Fat Goths: GRIMMETTPALOOZA!
190. It Dances!
191. Portrait of AWESOMENESS: Johnny Arcade
192. Devil Came to my Room
193. BATTELing in New York
194. Uxor Mea Necabit
195. Robot Porn
196. FIFTY?
197. I Have A Short Attention Span
198. The BUTT-PUZZLER!
199. Brand New Key
200. Der Mann von Knoblauch
201. My Girlfriend the Artist
202. SEXSEX BIG BATTEL: Voting Time
203. Tips for Life:
204. Two Chat Pranks: Murgatroyd/SO LONELY
205. Fan Art for Freezepop
206. Verily, I art Batman!
207. Hung Over
208. A Memo from Management
209. ¡Telemundo!
210. What The Fuck?
211. Memories of Kaiju
212. You Find the Best Pictures on Ebay
213. I'm Not Funny
214. The Right and Wrong Way to Eat Doritos
215. Just About the Worst Band Ever
216. OH GOD OH GOD KILL IT KILL IT
217. Bonus Russian Mail-Order Bride
218. ¡Telemundo Para Siempre!
219. The Girl with Robot Legs
220. The Ride Home
221. Brief Movie Review: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
222. Special Public Service Announcement
223. Fashion Mistakes I Have Made
224. Coffee
225. A True Story
226. The World Just Lost Another Hulkamaniac
227. The Many Faces of Shannon Tweed
228. Origins of the Butt-Puzzler: A True Story
229. Things I Love About Japan
230. An Essay: Goddamn Fucking Broadband Company
231. Drunken 665!!!
232. Reprint: Choose Your Own Existentialist Adventure
233. A Skeleton Walks Into a Bar
234. An Inspirational Poster
235. 20 Things I Learned From The Joy of Sex
236. Dumb Cartoon, Dumb Joke
237. Why There Is No Entry Today
238. A Few Thoughts on Hotornot.com
239. Tech Support
240. Hot or Not: An Addendum
241. The Author, Ice Cream, and a Cowgirl: A Scene from Work
242. Another Stupid Cartoon
243. Fat Goth Celebration!
244. Movie Rapist Dialogue Generator
245. No Sex Tonight
246. The Trouble With Foreigners, Part 1: The Loud Stutterer
247. The Trouble With Foreigners, Part 2: Hikers
248. The Trouble With Foreigners, Final Part: Screaming Jamaican
249. Reprint: How To Be A Psychic
250. If Life Were Like Japanese Cartoons
251. Personal Ads: OH GOD OH JESUS FUCKING GOD
252. Life's Little Moments (or: Flowers)
253. Hot Or Not: This Is What I Was Talking About
254. A Really Stupid Cartoon: In Praise Of The Letter H
255. ËÀT á ÐÎÇK ØR §ÕMÊTHÏÑG
256. Virus
257. It's A Chisel...
258. Bunnies...OF TERROR
259. Unleashing Your True Potential
260. Mr. Codpiece (A Found Photo)
261. Three Lessons I Learned From My Father
262. We Are Glad to Share Our Line When Necessary
263. Poetry By a Wrestler
264. A Serious Message
265. Mr. M (with the Munching Mouth)
266. BATTELing in Boston
267. 9/11/01
268. The Best Transsexual Personal Ad Photo Ever
269. My Adventures In The Dating Game
270. CLOAIC LOMO (an old notebook comic)
271. More Adventures In The Dating Game
272. Black and Decker
273. Advice to Goths, for Free
274. What Did I Ever Do To You?
275. This Is My New Favorite Picture
276. Kaiju This Friday
277. The Ghosts: Perpetual Darkness
278. I Get The Best Fan Art
279. We All Have Problems (Part 1 of 5)
280. We All Have Problems (Part 2 of 5)
281. We All Have Problems (Part 3 of 5)
282. We All Have Problems (Part 4 of 5)
283. We All Have Problems (Part 5 of 5)
284. The Job Application
285. Diary of a Dungeons and Dragons Character
286. Get Rich Quick
287. Fan Art By Girlfriend
288. Ill-Timed Album Cover
289. Another Job Application
290. Funny When You Die
291. The Gossip Column (Ghostwritten)
292. Drunken Drawing
293. Brief Movie Review: Zoolander
294. Easy Like Monday Morning
295. More Free Advice (an MS Paint Cartoon)
296. Mail Order Brides: Best Name Ever
297. Pennsylvania Highway Driving Simulator
298. Cure for Masturbation
299. WICKED JUGGALO SUPER BALLZ IN THE HEEZY
300. The Critics Agree...
301. Failure
302. More Chat Pranks
303. The Art of eBay
304. Another Memo from Management
305. DO YOU LIKE NUTS
306. Image to Ruin Your Day
307. Brief Video Game Review: Final Fantasy IX
308. Random Asian Girl Emotion Generator
309. About Me (Ovenfucker Feinberg)
310. Pornography
311. HAT
312. TEN REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN LOL
313. The Slow Process
314. Some Fan Art
315. More Fan Art
316. Ask Anubis
317. Scariest Album Cover Ever
318. Ask an Ape
319. Still More Fan Art
320. The Last Brochure and the Editor's Breakdown
321. Write Your Own Clive Barker Sex Scene
322. Fun Song for You (By the Cranberries)
323. Writer's Block Comics
324. My New Invention, A New Location
325. "What was so bad about the hotel?"
326. Thoughtful Reader Mail
327. You Know What Else Is Always Funny?
328. An Ode To Cracked Magazine
329. Season's Greetings
330. Condensed Condensed Film: Amélie by Jean Jeunet
331. Piss Parties
332. Banners for your Website (Part One)
333. Banners for your Website (Part Two)
334. Banners for your Website (Part Three)
335. Getting Sweaty with Betty
336. A Picture I Found
337. Combat!
338. Past Lives
339. Are You Sure...
340. Panic Attacks, Part 2
341. A Legendary Adventure
342. Wow!
343. Failure, Part 2
344. Online Quiz
345. 2001: A Guest Entry
346. Another Quiz
347. Don't Care the Message
348. Public Service Announcement
349. Terrifying Pornography
350. Worst Phone Call Ever
351. More Random Sketchbook Selections
352. The Future Music Review Page
353. Two Things I Did
354. More Advice for HotOrNot Users
355. Some Chat Pranks
356. An Erotic Story, I Think
357. Made-for-TV Movie Generator
358. A Special Valentine
359. Famous Women's Vaginas
360. Quick Love Letter
361. Positivity
362. Disgusting Haiku
363. Another True Story
364. Kickass Fan Art
365. Chat Pranks (I Am Immature)
366. Best Reader Mail Ever
367. Delirium
368. Likes and Dislikes
369. Questions for Anubis
370. Why I Don't Work in Advertising
371. KAIJU BIG BATTEL (again)!
372. The Curious Design of Goths
373. Impromptu Chat Prank
374. Stories of My Life: One Punch
375. More True Stories of Tech Support
376. The Author Rides A Mechanical Bull In A "Haunted" Bar In Kentucky
377. On the Road, Part One
378. On the Road, Part Two
379. On the Road, Part Three
380. On the Road, Part Four
381. On the Road, Part Five
382. On the Road, Final Part
383. April Fool!
384. 9 Hours
385. More Unappealing Porn
386. An Open Letter to the Recording Industry
387. More Lovely Fan Art
388. Scary Picture Thing for Total Pussies
389. Old Creepy Picture
390. Hot New Game
391. An Unfortunate Typo Away
392. Quiz: Are You Slow To Catch On?
393. More Free Advice
394. See You Later, Alligator
395. Letter To A Crush
396. What A Day
397. Bad Blowjob (Haiku)
398. National Security
399. In The Ass Week, Day One
400. In The Ass Week, Day Two
401. In The Ass Week, Day Three
402. In The Ass Week, Day Four
403. In The Ass Week, Day Five (And the Last)
404. The Return of Frank Cranmer
405. Three Movie Reviews
406. Colonial Detective Story, Chapter One (of One)
407. Review of a Movie I Have Not Seen
408. A List of Dances I'm Trying to Start
409. A Story, Part One (Of Three)
410. A Story, Part Two (Of Three)
411. A Story, Part Three (Of Three)
412. How To Get Hate Mail
413. Summer (A Short, Horrible Poem)
414. Writer's Block Comics (Again)
415. More Poetry
416. Guest Column By A Gay Polar Bear
417. A Quick Chat Prank
418. Another Random Sketchbook Selection
419. The Author Does A Flip On A Trampoline
420. A Thoroughly Unpleasant Screed
421. A Word From Our Sponsors
422. A Weekend Inside
423. Super-Cute Fan Art
424. Mrs. Grady's Piano
425. Why I Don't Work In Advertising, Part 2
426. More Fat Goths!!!!!!
427. Another Word From Our Sponsors
428. A Very Short Entry
429. Younger Days and Disappointment (A True Story)
430. Who's Reading 665
431. A Long, Strange Chat Prank
432. July Fifth
433. A Romantic Interlude (Lyrics By George Michael)
434. How To Pick Up Women
435. Why I Don't Work for Maxim Magazine
436. Some Drawings, Part One
437. Some Drawings, Part Two
438. Some Drawings, Part Three
439. Some Drawings, Part Four
440. Some Drawings, Part Five
441. Some Drawings, Part Six (And the Last)
442. Low Points
443. DOGGY
444. Personal Ads of the Damned
445. Horror Movies I Would Like to Make
446. Mark Wood
447. In The Ass: The Return
448. A Million Dollars
449. A True Story, I Swear to God
450. Another Random Sketchbook Selection
451. A Few Corrections and Edits
452. The Pearl Jam Celebrity Name Lyric Game
453. Lazy Monday, And An Open Love Letter
454. Famous People I Did Not Envy In Grade School
455. What I Did On My Summer Vacation
456. What I Did On My Summer Vacation (Part 2)
457. Bad Photography
458. Scott Froman And The Timeclock Nazi
459. Routes of Entry
460. Another Fun Link
461. Disturbing Resemblance
462. More About Me: Building A Companion
463. Diary of a Baby
464. Abby Doesn't Need A Man...
465. Another Romantic Interlude (Lyrics by Mad Cobra)
466. First Joke
467. The Kid
468. The Author Plays With Paint Shop
469. Confusing Email
470. Google Image Search: "Sad"
471. I Luv Rap Music
472. More DC Talk
473. The Message
474. Brief Movie Review: "Happiness of the Katakuris"
475. The Tale of Fucked-Up Andy
476. Angel Grace Blue Returns
477. The MS Paint Self-Critique
478. A Super Fun Online Quiz
479. Android Manual
480. Letters Mentally Composed and Never Sent
481. Classic Literature, Edited
482. The Dog Philosophers
483. 665 For Women Presents: How to Please Your Man
484. Ineffective Public Service Announcement
485. The Author Can Offer No Explanation For This Photo
486. Anencephalic Baby Limerick
487. Happy Halloween!
488. Interview With John Steinbeck
489. Notes from a Superhero's Psychiatrist
490. Second Worst Phone Call Ever
491. Drinkin' Pee (A Poem)
492. Lonely, Watching Cops
493. Yet Another Poorly Illustrated Bad Joke
494. Homonculosexual (a short story)
495. Reprint: Life, Women, and Bad Jokes
496. EL MATEMATICO
497. I Never Win Anything
498. I Never Liked Anna Maria
499. In A While, Crocodile
500. The Author Plays With His Webcam
501. Happiness
502. The Watching-A-Movie-With-Girlfriend Simulator
503. Couple of Things
504. Couple More Things
505. To Sexy Women
506. 665 Eye on Videogames
507. Four Limericks About Pretty Much Nothing
508. Santa Claus and God
509. Santa Claus, Part 2
510. Letter Mentally Composed Friday Night
511. Echolalia Sufferers in Love
512. Science Break
513. On the Trail of Frank Cranmer
514. Girl At Show/Subways Are For Being
515. Public Service Banner (In Bad Taste)
516. The Adventures Of Russian Pop Stars Tatu (A Comic)
517. Letters From Customers
518. The Drunken Bat Page
519. Nice Goddamn Banner
520. Nice Goddamn Banner (Again)
521. More Limericks About Pretty Much Nothing
522. Subways Are For Being (Supplemental)
523. A Summary of the Worst Aspects...
524. I Really Hate You
525. Letters Mentally Composed Saturday Night
526. A Dream I Had
527. A Dumb Cartoon I Drew
528. Really, I Never Win Anything
529. Ways to Die
530. And Now, a Fat Kid with a Candy-Bar Bandolier
531. A Poem (Or Whatever You'd Like to Call It)...
532. New Favorite Photo
533. Sorry (A Very Short Poem)
534. I Will Kick Your Ass
535. Happy Valentine's Day
536. Snow Falling on Boston
537. More Bad Ideas (Also Tested By Me)
538. Yet Another Retarded Cartoon
539. Dear Penthouse
540. Um, Nick or Treat
541. Probably the Dumbest Cartoon I've Ever Drawn
542. Sex and Music: A Retrospective
543. Explanation of Anime Smileys
544. Guest Content by a Dead French Guy
545. I Guess I'm Easily Amused
546. Guest Content by a Russian
547. The Story of a Relationship and Breakup...
548. And Now, A Pirate With A Visible Erection
549. NIGHTMARE 3
550. To All Employees
551. The Adventures of Awesome Bear
552. Eyeless Fun With Personal Ads
553. Back
554. Stupid Livejournal Icons
555. Fevered, Delirious
556. Diary of a Cereal Mascot
557. Dear Julie.
558. Dear Julie, the Aftermath
559. The Author Rides a Mechanical Bull in a "Haunted" Bar in Kentucky...Again
560. A Fun, Really Stupid Game to Play with Song Lyrics
561. A Very Short Entry (and a Dumb Joke)
562. Get Any Girl in Bed, Guaranteed
563. A Poem About My Penis
564. A Fun Link
565. The Trouble with Old People (A Story of Tech Support)
566. Stories of Tech Support Revenge
567. What the Crap?
568. Robbie Williams Tells Jokes Written by a Four-Year-Old
569. A Fun Link - My New Favorite Thing Ever
570. Dear Reader (Beautiful Day)
571. In Which I Write a Country Song
572. WHAT THE FUCK
573. Humorous Culture Gaps
574. Another True Story
575. Dear Cocksucker(s)
576. Letter to My Thanksgiving Guest
577. The Author's Halloween Costume
578. Prank Emails I Have Sent to Famous People
579. Writer's Block
580. A Horse Insults Your Penis
581. Heal-West-Germans Man
582. Why I Love My Family
583. My Two Favorite Mama Jokes...
584. An Excerpt from My Paper Journal...
585. Chatlog: Old Witch Nettie Vs. The Vampire
586. Little Child, What will You Dream of Tonight? (A Song for Children)
587. The Author (in a Kilt) Offers You Pie
588. Another Public Service Announcement
589. Personal Ads: Boy, That's Creepy
590. Dear Metallica (Re: Your New Album):
591. The Further Adventures of Awesome Bear
592. Fat
593. Chat Prank: Enter the Matrix
594. Secret of the Bible Code Revealed
595. Black Raspberry Frozen Yogurt
596. Super Ultimate Fan Art Explosion
597. Mortal Kombat
598. 665 Movie Review: May
599. The Kid Who Ate a Hundred Lemons
600. Go Buy Comics
601. Spam I Have Received
602. The Girl with Violet Hair
603. Greetin' Card
604. I Don't Know, but I'm Not Using It
605. Two Brief Movie Reviews
606. Dear Reader
607. The Pabst Project
608. Rebel Angel
609. Non-Jokes
610. Old Woman Dies And It's Funny
611. Get Awesome (A Comic)
612. Lazy Tuesday
613. A Spirited Email Exchange
614. Now-Obvious Flaws in My Murderous Plans
615. Rejected Ideas for 665 Entries
616. Maynard in Minnesota
617. Brief Movie Review: Freddy Vs. Jason
618. Hallmark Wisdom
619. And Now, Stryper
620. The Awfulbet (A-H)
621. The Awfulbet (I-Q)
622. The Awfulbet (R-Z)
623. Jokes For The Excessively Realistic
624. Something Stupid I Made
625. Another Public Service Announcement
626. The Invincible Talking Crab
627. A Stupid, Quickly-Drawn Cartoon
628. Reader Mail
629. Letter Mentally Composed Saturday Night
630. The Abortion Clinic
631. PRICKS IN YOUR STUPID FACE
632. KAIJU PARTY
633. The Most Awesome Cemetery
634. The Most Awesome Cemetery, Part Two
635. Assaulting the Personals Site
636. Assaulting the Personals Site, Part 2
637. Assaulting the Personals Site, Part 3
638. Application to be a Videogame Villain
639. Assaulting a Livejournal
640. A Stupid Cartoon About Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis
641. Things to Do Before I Die
642. Revenge (A Short Story)
643. Shaving for Men
644. Two Short Plays
645. Another Day at the Office
646. I Love The 80s: A Simulator
647. Halloween Attack on the Personals, Part 1
648. Halloween Attack on the Personals, Part 2
649. Halloween Attack on the Personals, Part 3
650. Happy Halloween (Again)!
651. More Reader Mail
652. In Which I Perform a Song
653. What Is the Matrix?
654. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
655. A List of Times when I am Embarrassed to be White
656. Another Stupid MS Paint Cartoon
657. A Word from Jessalyn Vuong
658. Lifestyles of the Magical and Animated
659. Deteriorata
660. About Me (A Homework Assignment)
661. Riddles for the Excessively Realistic
662. What Do You Do?
663. I Married A Dead Man (Something I Found)
664. And Here We Go
665. Part Six Six Five