Vacation Memoirs

(Note: The following is transcribed letter-for-letter (including strikeout) from the note I made in my sketchbook - at the time I was in a hotel in Las Vegas and we discovered Carrot Top was performing there.)

Day 2.
Was in a convenience store buying shaving stuff when we saw Carrot Top. being hit on by sluts Had just taken picture of sign in order to document the permeation of unfunny. Then we saw him. Didn't say anything to him because really what do the fuck do you say to someone you really feel the world would be better off without? His wife (or whatever) was hot, though.