10 things why the dogs are better...

A long time ago, I got this email. Usually I hate getting forwards, and delete them on the spot, but this was too good to get rid of. Why, you ask? It's your typical retarded forwarded joke, but this one was written by someone with a not terribly tenacious grasp of the English language. So, here are two lists. I'm sure they'd be considered sexist if they made more sense.

10 things why the dogs are better than the men
1) Dogs always thinking of you when you haven't stay at home
2) Dogs always feel really sorry when they have done something too bad
3) Dogs never comment your friends
4) Dogs never jealous you when you are feel something good
5) You can practice your dogs
6) You'll never worry when your dogs have done something stupid
7) Dogs can understand what "no" is mean
8) Dogs know that their friend can't come to your home
9) The old dogs never left you to find new owner
10) Dogs always kiss you with the truthful

And if you thought that was nonsensical, well...you're right. But now, a little revenge (I think) for the fellas! It's...

10 things why the dogs are better than the women
1) Dogs have never spoken with you
2) Dogs don't like to shopping
3) All the guys can choose the lovely dogs
4) Dogs always happy if you buy 1 hamburger to them
5) Dogs have never wanted the present in all festival
6) Dogs always forgive you if you have done something with another dogs
7) Don't have dogs that will be fat in the future
8) You never waste your time to wait them ...they can do something if you want all the time
9) Dogs have never told you if it want to have something same anotherdog
10) You can do everything if you want coz' your dogs never complain you

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! There's a little something there for everyone, I think. And so, the next time you're feeling blue, remember: You can practice your dogs.