Fan Art, Kind Of

This isn't really fan art, more of a fan rap, but dig on it: The wrestler and webmaster known as Stryfe (but I know him as Dan P, who used to be my roomie) busted out a rap and a half for me. For those of you not in the know, Tiesel Haxan is me (I used to pretend I wasn't, but really why?). So start beatboxing and read this fine piece of ghetto flava:

I'm da Tiesel muthafucka wit a hand on my gat
I got a trunk full a fowties wit my eye on your girl's rack
Alright so Tiesel ain't exactly a thug
But I'm a glorified psycho wit mad clown love
I'd hump yo gramma in a painful place
I'd walk down the street and punch retards in the face
I'd shake epileptic kids just to fuck with them
I'd try to breakdance even though I lack rhythm
I'd do all these things cuz I got no class
Cuz I'm TIESEL MUTHAFUCKIN HAXAN and you can KISS MY ASS

Fuck yes.