Guest Content by a Russian

HELLO friends my name is Victor Lebyeeva and I am from faraway Russia. Mister JSP is very sleepy today, perhaps he has been drinking too much good wine with his meatingballs subs! So he has been good to hand over the writing reins for his web site to me, and it certainly is said to be a smart choice. As you may be able to tell, I am comedy writer in Russia with my own Website (which you cannot see right now as Russian government has blown it up) and many who are feel that I am perhaps the Russian JSP? Ladies I am available. Anyway, some of you will be aware that one of the things so many people do parodies of right now is the ready.gov Website, and so now I will provide you with hilarious caption! Now for fun. Caption for pictures!

 

LOOK OUT FOR THE BIG GOBS OF SHIT IN YOUR LUNG

GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WILL DROP A BIG CROSS ON YOUR GAY HEAD IF YOU LIVE IN TOWN A OR TOWN B OR TOWN C

HEY YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR PRICES ON HOME ELECTRONICS YOU STUPID DIPSHIT

THINKING NINJA PONDERS FABRIC

HOLY SHIT THE ARROWS ARE EVERYWHERE LET'S SEE WHERE THEY WILL TAKE US...OH NO THEY TOOK US TO A DEATH

this is some shit

OH THE POOR BELGIAN IS TRAPPED UNDER A BUNCH OF CRAP AWWW LET'S ALL BE SAD AND MAKE SAD FACES AND FEEL BAD FOR HIM...little pussy i hope his wife leaves him

i hate belgians

I HOPE YOUR NECK DOES NOT BREAK IF YOU SHOULD FALL DOWN THE STAIRS BUT OH SHIT YOU HAVE RADIATION POISONING ANYWAY AND THE ORANGE SHOWS YOU THE WAY DOWN

LOOK INSIDE THE BUILDING FOR CLUES TO THE TREASURE