CHEFBEN363

It really deserves its own spotlight. Here we have some mail from CHEFBEN363, in response to the personal ad I posted earlier. I got message number one, and here it is...

From: CHEFBEN363
does this work?

Okay, whatever. So I went to his profile, and nestled there amidst his info, were these essay questions and answers:

Describe the type of person you might be interested in meeting (either romantically or platonically). What traits do you find attractive?
BLUEANGEL from Cambridge, MA is where it's at for me. If anyone can get in touch with her, e-mail me: rocksteady_jay@yahoo.com.

Describe what you feel is your ideal relationship?
BLUEANGEL would be my ideal relationship...hehe!

Describe your personality and physique. (Here is a good place to make up for not having a photo on-line or telling things photos can't tell).
I'm a constantly evolving person, able to adapt to various conditions. Willing to quit smoking for BLUEANGEL. She's a goddess.

Pretty fucking frightening, no? I was a little freaked out, but then I got this nugget of joy in my inbox, and I don't think I'll ever be clean again:

angel, apparrently this does work so i'll write more. i commandeered my computer back from my college roommate and saw this webpage, finding you and becoming incredibly interested. i live rediculously close to you when i'm not away in western mass at college, and am interested in learning more about you. apologies if my writing is not so coherent, as it is 5:30 am. anyhow, my e-mail address is rocksteady_jay@yahoo.com. i'll be waiting. oh yeah, my name's jeff. hehe!
jeff m.
ps - will quit smoking for someone very special. pps - do not mind the shortcomings, as i have some medical issues as well (i suffered a head injury last may, and i'm manic depressive; actually, i'm on medication for herpes, though not genital...thankfully. i would imagine that sucks. :))