Movie Rapist Dialogue Generator

You know, one of the most common emails I get always goes something like this: "JSP, I am a rapist in a movie whose job is to act as though I am about to assault the love interest and then I get my ass kicked. My problem, though, is that when it's time for my big scene, I cannot think of any suitably slimy dialogue." Yes, I understand. I think this is a pretty common problem, and as such, I am here to help. Below, you will find a randomly-generated quote; if it's not to your liking, hit the link below it for another. Okay, so you're about to attack some helpless woman. Leering evilly, you say to her...



...And then you get your ass kicked. For a different line, click here.