3 Personal Ads I Found Funny: 1 of 3

This knight in shining armour is seeking an audience with the queen. If you enjoy having a man make you dinner, a man who will sweep you off your feet, treat you to the world of never ending respect, with adventure, humor, kindness, relaxation, and love mixed in for a solid foundation, than perhaps you are the queen for me. The Knight requests a Queen who will dress to impress(skirts and boots make me melt). I will bow at your feet and massage your every spot. If I sound interesting or you have a wish to find the man of your dreams, look no further, your Knight in shining armour has arrived.

(JSP Note: For me it's the picture.)