Personal Ads: Skinny Goths Are Funny Too

Goth Seeking Intelligent Life...
Male Seeking Female, 22 years old, 5’ 11” tall
 
 
    The picture I've provided should satisfy your visual needs. As far as the rest; that?s a long, complicated story. I was born in Austin. I've been living in Norman, Oklahoma for the past six years. And I can't say I've enjoyed ANY of it. I'm trying to finish school and get my business opened. My loves: Music, Art and my books. I used to love dancing, but there aren't too many decent clubs around here. When I mentioned art, I absolutely adore Dali, but ink and peircings really get me off. My lip, brow and chest are done. I had a tribal piece down on my forearm, and Hobbes on my tummy, but I'm already craving more. As far as music goes, I have a very wide taste. I'll list a dozen or so for a generalized category; Enigma, Dead Can Dance, Deep Forest, Sarah, Portishead, Moby, Plastikman, Orb Delirium, Beethoven, Anything remixed by ATB, DM, Leonard Cohen, old Manson, NIN, Zombie, Electric Hellfire and almost any Techno. Other than that, I read anything I can get my hands on. I really don't care what you look like. Obviously, I'd like someone to match my body style, but that's really not important. I just want someone, anyone who has a mind. No TV. No High School drama. No Ebonics. And if you think you're a vampire, go away. Far away. I hate you people. I'd like to find someone to share my love for the Lower Middle Ages, or at the very least, the armory. What's wrong with dinner and a movie? Doesn't Anyone do that anymore? And the stars, if you'd stop for just ten seconds and take a look... Well, that should pretty much guarantee a lack of replies. Thanks for reading this far. Qourtney.
 

(Special JSP Note: I am of the strong opinion that anyone who uses the sentence "The picture I've provided should satisfy your visual needs," and then tops it off with talk of how much he loves the Middle Ages, is cruising for a boot to the nuts.)